kouzdra (kouzdra) wrote,
kouzdra
kouzdra

Будни бойцов анального фронта:

David Eckert был остановлен за неполную остановку на знак стоп. Полицейские подозревали, что он в себе в прошлом возил наркотики, а в этот раз он ягодицы поджимал, они получили ордер и потом (нарушив ограничения по времени, указанные в ордере):

1. Eckert’s abdominal area was X-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
[и так 8 раз гражднин судья...]

В качестве вишенки на торте, больница, где проводились эти процедуры, прислала Дэвиду за них счет на неск. тыщ долларов.


Вспоминается как-то сразу "Бразилия"б где гавгерою предлагают кредит на оплату его допросов и пыток:

OFFICIAL C
93/HKS/608, you've got quite a list of misdemeanours here, haven't you? All this is going to take time and money, and I'm afraid, according to your bank statement and credit rating here, you're likely to be in deep financial trouble by the end of it. Now, either you plead guilty to say, seven or eight of these charges, which'll bring the costs down to within your reach, or you can borrow a sum to be negotiated, from us, at very competitive rates. We can offer you something at say, eleven and a half per cent, over thirty years. But you will have to buy insurance to qualify for his scheme.
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